My pome about the cat

Browsing the web recently, when the VC was down in the kitchen doing something with dishes, I read that not all dogs like cats.

WTF?!?!?!

I know Piss-Piss can be a bit of a trial, but I love her really and so I wrote her a pome. Here it is. Heh…

Me and Piss-Piss
I have a cat called Piss-Piss.
We sleep on Shirley’s bed.
I try to lick her whiskers,
But she claws me on my head!

I like to lick her bum as well;
She isn’t very keen…
I don’t know why she hisses:
I’m just trying to keep her clean!

She eats a lot of Kit-e-Cat.
It really isn’t right!
I’ve tried to take it off her,
But it ends up in a fight.

I found her sleeping in my crate,
And tried to pull her out.
She cried, so I pulled harder,
But then Shirl began to shout.

I have to go and chase her now;
She’s smirking from the door!
She’ll jump up on the table,
But I’ll catch her on the floor…

I love my Puss-Puss really,
And I think she loves me too.
And at least when she’s stopped eating
I can eat up all her poo!

Piglet (aged 9 months and 9 days)